Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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