its not stalking. its research.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
And then he peed in my hair
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