Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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