Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In America we eat man semen.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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