Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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