i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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