Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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