champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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