What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
