okay pat passed out under dana's car
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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