Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I know her cup size but not her name....
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