She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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