I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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