who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does one acquire holy water?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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