Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My hand turned me down
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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