Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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