Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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