We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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