Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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