dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize