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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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