...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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