He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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