Its about making memories worth repressing
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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