i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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