How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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