If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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