yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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