My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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