Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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