Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
