I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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