doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think my tv is drunk
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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