this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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