You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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