you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
