If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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