Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
