it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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