He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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