Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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