Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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