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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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