well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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