yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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