i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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