Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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