yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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