And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
try to milk me bitch
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