Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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