Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
