i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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