Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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