she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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