i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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